July 01, 2008
Happy Anniversary!
Sent to me from a friend...
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment, "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof! The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
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April 11, 2008
MARRIED LIFE
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different
countries: Germany, Holland , Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he cou ld think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar.. You know.. they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be! right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets , mushroom caps, and little quiches.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER! GOT IT, JACKASS?" and....they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
The End
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March 11, 2008
Blogworthy?
My blog is worth $244,598.66.
How much is your blog worth?
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January 29, 2008
Funny
I got this one from my neighbor this morning...
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad."
"Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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December 16, 2007
The Loyal Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,
and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take
all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
the after life with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he
died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died . . .
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and
her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just
before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
"Wait, just a minute!"
She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. Her
friend said, "I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there
with your husband."
The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back on my word.
I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!"
"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account
and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
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December 05, 2006
Reindeer
(snagged from writersblock)
| You Are Rudolph |
 Why You're Naughty: You sometimes stick that nose where it doesn't belong Why You're Nice: Christmas would be a sad affair without you! |
Posted by Cate at 02:36 PM | Comments (3)
October 31, 2006
Halloween FUn
I'm sure most of you have already seen this - but go on and have fun anyway!
Posted by Cate at 12:08 AM | Comments (0)
October 01, 2006
New Study
(sent to me by a friend)
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more
attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his
mouth while he is on fire.
No further studies are planned.
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August 30, 2006
To be six again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What
a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home
with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over
his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was
it like being six again??"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get
it wrong.
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July 26, 2006
How Old Am I?
(snagged from Jay)
| You Are 19 Years Old |
 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
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June 28, 2006
What kind of flower?
(lifted from Jay and Deb)
|
I am an |
Posted by Cate at 08:21 PM | Comments (2)
June 21, 2006
Not 100%?
(snagged from Jim with the farookin' great hair)
How did this happen? I'm a Jersey girl through and through..
You are definitely Jersey. Well done, my friend. You are most likely from this great state, and you fit right in. Odds are, you love being Jersey!
How New Jersey Are You?
tags: how new jersey are you + nj quiz
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May 09, 2006
Drama Queen?
(snagged from the lovely Bou)
Maybe I am...
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May 03, 2006
Jersey Women
I got this from my Mom. I've seen it around but it's still enjoyable.
YOU GOTTA LOVE JERSEY WOMEN
A woman from New Jersey and another woman were seated side-by-side on an airplane.
The woman from New Jersey, being friendly and all, said "So,where are you from?"
The other woman said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The woman from New Jersey sat quietly for a moment and then replied "So, where are you from, bitch?"
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March 30, 2006
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental hospital, a visitor asked the Director what criterion defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup".
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the drain plug. "Do you want a bed near a window?"
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February 18, 2006
Had to do this one
(snagged from the Mac Daddy himself - Uncle Money)
| Your Pimp Name Is... |
 |
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February 13, 2006
Very Cute
I also got this clip in my email. Make sure your speakers are on. It aired on The Tonight Show. Check it out: Free Photos
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Heh
I got this gem in my inbox.
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back".
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
"Your house."
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February 09, 2006
Heh - cool
(snagged from the uber cool CalTechGirl)
I popped it in the extended entry.
 | You scored as Bassoon. Bassoon.
Bassooners are fun and outgoing usually.
Theyre pretty suite.
If you were in an orchestra, what instrument would match your personality? created with QuizFarm.com |
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January 05, 2006
A Meme!
Seems like the lovely Sharon tagged me for this meme. Since I am such a good sport, I'll particpate...
The Meme of Sevens:
7 Things to Do Before I Die:
Seeing my children have happy and wonderful lives
Travel the USA and visit every state
Get organized
Learn to play golf
Get as healthy and fit as I can
Go back to school
Find a job that I really want
7 Things I Cannot Do:
Play any instrument
Read sheet music
Knit
Eat seafood
Watch auto racing
Stop obsessing over things not in my control
Go to bed early
7 Things that attract me to people:
Common grounds
A wicked sense of humor
Intelligence
Fun
Laughs easily
Caring
Outspoken
7 Things I Would Never Say:
John Kerry would have made a great President!
Please pass the sushi
Ohh - I just looove NASCAR
I *hate* shopping
I just can't get enough of reality television
I love myself just the way I am
I never have anything to do
7 Books or Series I Love:
Harry Potter series
Stephanie Plum series
VI Warshawski series
Little Women - Louisa May Alcott
The Stand - Stephen King
The Joy Luck Club - Amy Tan
Good in Bed - Jennifer Weiner
7 Movies I can watch over and over:
Singin' In the Rain
Am American In Paris
The Philadelphia Story
Better Off Dead
My Fair Lady
DieHard
All of the Star Wars movies
7 People I want to join in (no pressure, and feel free to change/add your own questions):
JustDOTChristina
Zonker
Sooz
Liz
Theresa
Oddybobo
CalTechGirl
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December 20, 2005
What Kind ...
(snagged from the lovely Deb)
of Crappy Christmas Gift Am I?
| You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket! |
 But in the end, a cheap letdown. |
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December 12, 2005
Which Reindeer?
You Are Rudolph |
Sweet and shy, you tend to be happiest when you're making someone else happy. Why You're Naughty: You sometimes stick that nose where it doesn't belong Why You're Nice: Christmas would be a sad affair without you! |
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November 29, 2005
Funny Shirt
I know quite a few people who should be wearing this shirt!
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November 28, 2005
Fun
(snagged from Caltech Girl)
You are glucose. People feed off of you. You are
sweet, caring, and a source of energy for
everyone around you. You can inspire others
with your creativity and depth, and you can
keep people alive when in times of famine.
People love you...or at least the way you
taste.
Which Biological Molecule Are You?
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November 20, 2005
Lesser Character
{snagged from Jaynee)
![[i'm dean thomas]](http://atypically.net/hp/images/dean.jpg)
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?
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November 11, 2005
Another quiz
(snagged from Deb)
Oh, why not?
| Your Heart Is Pink |
 Each time you fall in love, it's like falling for the first time. Your flirting style: Coy Your lucky first date: Picnic in the park Your dream lover: Is both caring and dominant What you bring to relationships: Romance |
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October 30, 2005
Thanksgiving Spoof
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October 29, 2005
Polish Eye Exam
(Mom sent me this one - and yes, we are Polish!)
A Polish immigrant goes to the Minnesota Department of Motor Vehicles
in St. Husband to apply for a driver's license and is told he has to take
an eye test. The examiner shows him a card with the letters:
C Z J W I X N O S T A C Z
"Can you read this?" the examiner asks. "Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "We grew up together!"
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October 27, 2005
FUNNY!
Make sure your speakers are on.
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October 22, 2005
Ideal Career
(totally snagged from the handsome and fascinating Jim)
By the way - this is SO me. No, really, it is.
| Your Career Type: Social |
 Your talents lie in teaching, nursing, giving information, and solving social problems. You would make an excellent: Counselor - Dental Hygienist - Librarian Nurse - Parole Officer - Personal Trainer Physical Therapist - Social Worker - Teacher The worst career options for your are realistic careers, like truck driver or farmer. |
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September 13, 2005
Fun
(snagged from the lovely Rose)
 | I am: a deskWithout desks, the office wouldn't be an office. |
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September 09, 2005
Don't Mess With Jersey Girls
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from New Jersey . He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
Gotta love those Jersey girls.
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August 31, 2005
US Citizenship Test
(snagged from Deb and Jay)
| You Passed the US Citizenship Test |
 Congratulations - you got 9 out of 10 correct! |
I'm embarrassed that I only got the 9 - and I am not sure which one I answered incorrectly.
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August 29, 2005
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
(snagged from an
Insider)
Take the Nerd, Geek, or Dork? Test
Of course, I am a nerd.
Pure Nerd
56 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 30% Dork
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.
The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.
Congratulations!
You scored higher than 38% on nerdiness
You scored higher than 55% on geekosity
You scored higher than 44% on dork points
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August 28, 2005
Classic Dames Test
(snagged from Theresa)
Rosalind Russell
You scored 9% grit, 42% wit, 33% flair, and 23% class!
You are one wise-cracking lady, always quick with a clever remark and easily able to keep up with the quips and puns that come along with the nutty situations you find yourself in. You're usually able to talk your way out of any jam, and even if you can't, you at least make it more interesting with your biting wit. You can match the smartest guy around line for line, and you've got an open mind that allows you to get what you want, even if you don't recognize it at first. Your leading men include Cary Grant and Clark Gable, men who can keep up with you.
Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test.
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August 19, 2005
Which swear word?
Your word is SHIT. You are laid back and relaxed,
and most people like you. You don't especially
want to stand out from the crowd, you are
pretty happy with your lot.
Which Swear (Curse) Word Are You?
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August 07, 2005
Professor SNAPE?
(snagged from the wonderfully wacky Wendi)
This can't be right!
Harry Potter Personality Quiz by Pirate Monkeys Inc.
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August 06, 2005
25 Word Challenge
this is a sticky entry. it will remain on top all day. any new entries will be posted below
Miz Feisty has graciously allowed me to the host this week's 25 Word Challenge. The challenge is to continue the story using only 25 words. You may post as often as you'd like but no consecutive contributions. Don't forget to refresh the comment page before actually posting your contribution!!
So, without further ado - let's get started..
CRASH!
Bianca was jolted awake when she heard the almost deafening noise. Jumping out of bed, she ran to look out her back window and saw...
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July 28, 2005
Designer Handbag
(snagged from Lawren)
Take the quiz: "What type of designer handbag are you?(pictures)"
Dooney&Burke
Dooney&Burke... you are very sweet and comfortable with yourself. You love a good time and love to be noticed. Anything that's cute or different and you make a beeline! Be careful with Daddy's plastic, Lil' Miss Shopper!
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June 28, 2005
Wanna know what pisses me off?
Especially the ones that go off right after you've sat down, and spray your ass. Dont'cha just hate that?
Created by ptocheia
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June 07, 2005
Darth Vader can read YOUR MIND!
(link snagged from the lovely Ms Unnel)
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TAGGED!
The Queen of All That Is Feisty has tagged me for this meme.
Five Things I Miss From Childhood
1. Swimming ALL day with my friends.
2. Going to camp. I *loved* camp.
3. Visiting the local ice cream parlor (Gay 90's in Manasquan) with my parents.
4. Spending my evenings at the Wall Fair and watching the fireworks at the end of the night.
5. My family being together.
The rules:
Remove the #1 item from the following list, bump everyone up one place and add your blog's name in the #5 spot. You need to actually link to each of the blogs for the link-whorage aspect of this fiendish meme to kick in.
Villainous Company
Pirate's Cove
Fistful Of Fortnights
Feisty Repartee
Katespot
I'm passing this meme to these fine ladies:
Dell
Wendi
Bridget Unnel
Sandy
Have fun!
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May 25, 2005
Some funnies
Posted by Cate at 10:34 AM | Comments (4)
May 18, 2005
South Park
When I was creating this picture, Youngestwandered in and said "Mom, that looks like you!"
Me in South Park land.
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Hottie
(totally snagged from Deb and Jay)
I love Han Solo. Rowr.
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April 27, 2005
Play along
(seen at Vito's place)
Your Taste in Music: |
| 90's Pop: Medium Influence |
| Adult Alternative: Medium Influence |
| Classic Rock: Medium Influence |
| 80's Pop: Low Influence |
| 80's Rock: Low Influence |
| 90's Alternative: Low Influence |
| 90's Rock: Low Influence |
| Alternative Rock: Low Influence |
| Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence |
| Progressive Rock: Low Influence |
| R&B: Low Influence |
| Ska: Low Influence |
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April 18, 2005
Me talk gooder.
(totally snagged from Dr. Shelley)
Your Linguistic Profile: |
| 50% General American English |
| 40% Yankee |
| 10% Dixie |
| 0% Midwestern |
| 0% Upper Midwestern |
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April 13, 2005
What Pin-Up?
(snagged from a true Jersey Girl)
You're Betty Grable!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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April 04, 2005
To boldly go..
Woohoo! I love Kirk!
(snagged from DaTaste)
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March 17, 2005
Life Stress Test
(as seen at The Mommy Blog)
Here's the link for the test ::link::
I scored 384
Here's what it says for scores over 300:
High susceptibility to stress-related illness. Daily practice of relaxation skills is very important for your wellness. Take care of it now before a serious illness erupts or an affliction becomes worse.
Like I have TIME for that!
Posted by Cate at 10:41 AM | Comments (2)
March 14, 2005
Fun
~*~Beautiful Soul~*~
You're the type of person who is loving, giving,
sweet, generous, genuine, and optimistic. You
see the beauty around you and you admire it for
its faults, as well as perfections. Most likely
a dreamer, you are highly respected and liked.
People like to be around you because you make
them happy. You have a wonderful personality
and you're beautiful inside and out!
You're Beautiful...but why? ( PICS)
brought to you by Quizilla
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March 01, 2005
Going Gonzo!
(snagged from Beth)
Youngestand I had so much fun playing this game.
Screenshot of my best score. What's YOURS?
Posted by Cate at 11:05 AM | Comments (2)
February 15, 2005
Mmmmm.. shoes
(snagged from Dr.Shelley)
 | You scored as Classic Pumps. You are Classic Pumps. Not a slave to fashion, you believe that some things never go out of style for a reason. One or two expensive items are worth a whole closet full of junk. Go on with your persnickity self, girl!
What Kind of Shoes Are You? created with QuizFarm.com |
Posted by Cate at 02:42 PM | Comments (4)
February 14, 2005
Had to take this one
(snagged from Rose)
Ok - no comments please!
Posted by Cate at 08:05 PM | Comments (9)
February 11, 2005
Pretty damn accurate
(snagged from Rob)
Which Family Guy character are you?
Posted by Cate at 10:13 PM | Comments (3)
February 03, 2005
What Kind of Little Girl?
(snagged from Erin)
Playful Girl
What kind of little girl were YOU?
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Posted by Cate at 08:52 AM | Comments (2)
January 17, 2005
Nerd
As seen all over the net..
and
So, by these results, I am a slightly nerdy loser.
Cool.
Posted by Cate at 03:38 PM | Comments (2)
December 17, 2004
Amusing Video Clips
Fun with a camera phone
Snoring Girl
Posted by Cate at 08:22 AM | Comments (2)
December 15, 2004
Cheeky!
(snagged from the delightful Donovan Beth)
I present to you :The Squirrel Name Generator
You may now address me as General Nuttykins.
Posted by Cate at 08:00 AM | Comments (1)
December 12, 2004
Cute
Posted by Cate at 10:31 PM | Comments (1)
December 11, 2004
You think you know your states?
Check out this link. Test yourself to see if you know the exact placement of all 50 states. I got a 92% score with a 15 miles average.
How did you score?
(link snagged from the delightful and charming Sooz)
Posted by Cate at 10:41 PM | Comments (7)
November 20, 2004
80's quiz
I scored 71.
Posted by Cate at 12:45 AM | Comments (4)
November 15, 2004
FUN quiz
Definitely not work safe - play at your own risk
Posted by Cate at 09:59 AM | Comments (2)
November 02, 2004
Quiz
Me? Boring?!
I'm Mind-Numbingly Boring!
Take Just How Interesting Are You? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.
Posted by Cate at 09:42 AM | Comments (3)
October 27, 2004
Cute quiz
(snagged from the lovely Kat)
| You Are a Life Blogger! |
 Your blog is the story of your life - a living diary. If it happens, you blog it. And make it as entertaining as possible. |
Posted by Cate at 11:12 AM | Comments (3)
October 14, 2004
Spamusement!
I found this link from Jay over at Accidental Verbosity. Talk about funny!
Posted by Cate at 09:11 AM | Comments (0)
September 13, 2004
Freaky Mom? Not Me!
(snagged from Kat)
You're a girl power mommy! You love to be girly,
but you're no pushover. Your kids are learning
that gender differences don't have to mean
gender inequality. You've taken back pink, and
you don't care who knows it!
What kind of a freaky mother are you?
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Posted by Cate at 11:14 AM | Comments (3)
August 05, 2004
Elitist
(snagged from the lovely J-Mo)
Name the era, and you can name every artist from
it. You've got an eye for design and a knack
for feng shui. Color schemes, architecture, and
objt d'art - these are all your forts.
What people love: You're the perfect person to shop
with.
What people hate: They have to clean their house
whenever you come over.
What Kind of Elitist Are You?
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Posted by Cate at 11:09 AM | Comments (1)
July 26, 2004
What do you remember from school?
(snagged from Suzie)
I scored 8/10 - how about you? Find out here.
Posted by Cate at 11:22 AM | Comments (4)
July 20, 2004
HS Stereotype
(snagged from <a href="http://www.genuineblog.com/archives/000384.php">Genuine</a>)
This is sadly true...
<a href="http://www.mutedfaith.com/quiz/q1.htm" target="new">
<img src="http://www.mutedfaith.com/images/teen.jpg">
</a><br>
Take the <a href="http://www.mutedfaith.com/quiz/q1.htm" target="new">What High School
Stereotype Are You?</a> quiz.
Posted by Cate at 11:09 AM | Comments (1)
July 09, 2004
Bandwagon
What the hell... the results are below. I agree completely with this one.. and I didn't even fudge the results..
Wackiness: 56/100
Rationality: 70/100
Constructiveness: 90/100
Leadership: 30/100
You are a WRCF--Wacky Rational Constructive Follower. This makes you P Begala. You are unflappable and largely unconcerned with others' reactions to you. You were not particularly interested in the results of this test, and probably took it only as a result of someone else asking you to.
You have a biting wit and intense powers of observation. No detail is lost on you, and your friends know it--relying on you to have the facts when others express only opinions. You are even-tempered, friendly, and educated. Foolish strangers may mistake your mildness for weakness--they will be surprised.
You entire approach to life is enviable. You will raise good kids.
Posted by Cate at 11:36 PM | Comments (1)
July 08, 2004
Quiz
I totally disagree with this one...
Aladdin!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Posted by Cate at 08:49 PM | Comments (1)
June 28, 2004
Had to take this one
(snagged from <a href="http://www.accidentalverbosity.com/comments.php?id=P600_0_1_0">Jay</a>)
Take the quiz: <a href="http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=710">"Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? "<br><img src="http://www.zenhex.com/quiz/710/res7.jpg" border=0></a><br><b>Ta me bitseach mealltach </b><br>Ta me bitseach mealltach - 'I'm a sexy bitch.'You're hot stuff, or at least you think you are. You can usually be found in front of a mirror or shopping for the latest fashions so you can be the hottest thing to walk into the club tonight. Now, if only you could find a date...
Posted by Cate at 05:09 PM | Comments (2)
June 14, 2004
Why not?
I have seen this all over... so I figured what the hell...
This was just with "Kate"
<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px><tr><td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a kate</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
1 part success<BR>
3 parts humour<BR>
3 parts joy</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and enjoy!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
<BR><form method="POST" action="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php">Username:<input name="uname"><BR><input type=submit value="How do you make a 'you'?"><BR>
</form><a href="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php">Personality cocktail</a><BR>From <a href="http://www.go-quiz.com">Go-Quiz.com</a>
Hmmm - this is with "Katespot". I think just plain "Kate" is more like me.
<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px><tr><td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a Katespot</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
3 parts mercy<BR>
5 parts brilliance<BR>
1 part empathy</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
<BR><form method="POST" action="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php">Username:<input name="uname"><BR><input type=submit value="How do you make a 'you'?"><BR>
</form><a href="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php">Personality cocktail</a><BR>From <a href="http://www.go-quiz.com">Go-Quiz.com</a>
Posted by Cate at 01:05 PM | Comments (1)
June 10, 2004
Blogger Code
Ok ok.. I finally did it. I saw the link for the code on <a href="http://www.snoozebuttondreams.com/archives/031752.html">Jim's blog</a> and figured, what the hell. So, here it is:
<div>My <a href="http://www.leatheregg.com/bloggercode/">blogger code</a>: B7 d t+ k s++ u- f++ i+ o+ x- e+ l c+ (<a href="http://travis.kroh.net/blogger_decoder/?code=B7%20d%20t%2B%20k%20s%2B%2B%20u-%20f%2B%2B%20i%2B%20o%2B%20x-%20e%2B%20l%20c%2B">decode it</a>!)</div>
You can all rest easy now that you know my code.
Heh.
Posted by Cate at 08:36 AM | Comments (0)
May 28, 2004
Monty Python Character
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/J/jackee/1037949119_s04-arthur.jpg" border="0" alt=""><br>Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/jackee/quizzes/What%20Monty%20Python%20Character%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">What Monty Python Character are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>
Posted by Cate at 01:21 PM | Comments (0)
May 27, 2004
Trivia
In 1923, (long before some of us were born!)
Who Was:
1. President of the largest steel company?
2. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. Great Bear of Wall Street?
These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their days.
Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us, if we know what ultimately became of them.
The Answers:
1. The president of the largest steel company, Charles Schwab, died a pauper.
2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane.
3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home.
4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.
5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself.
6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide.
However, in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen.
What became of him?
He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95.
He was financially secure at the time of his death.
The Moral:
Screw work.
Play golf.
Posted by Cate at 08:14 AM | Comments (3)
May 25, 2004
Shrek character
(snagged from <a href="http://www.crittersmom.net/movabletype/archives/000811.php#000811">Alexia</a>)
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/P/prettyinpunk88/1056862910_uresdonkey.jpg" border="0" alt="HASH(0x8abe150)"><br>you are DONKEY! you are outgoing and genuinly<br>loving life. you're hilarious and tell it like<br>it is
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/prettyinpunk88/quizzes/what%20shrek%20character%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">what shrek character are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>
Posted by Cate at 12:14 PM | Comments (4)
May 10, 2004
I had to take this one
(snagged from that cutie-pie <a href="http://www.froggiespond.com/zoe/archives/002392.php#002392">Zoe</a>)
<table width="350" border="0" bgcolor="#FF7030"><tr bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><td width="125" align="center"><img src="http://www.lavendersea.net/quiz/images/friend.jpg"></td><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><p align="center"><b><font size="3" color="#FF7030">Friend Bear</font></b><font color="#FF7030"><br><font size="2">You are everyone's ideal friend because you are sincere and genuinely kind. Sometimes you worry about your friends' problems so much, you forget about your own responsibilities, which can get you into trouble. For you, it's the little things that really count. You also happen to be the main driver of the Cloud Car. No speeding!</font></font></p></td></tr><tr bgcolor="#FF7030"><td colspan="2"><div align="center"><font size="1"><b><a href="http://www.lavendersea.net/quiz/carebears.html" target="_blank"><font color="#FFCC30">Take the <i>Which Care Bear Are You?</i> Quiz!</font></a></b></font></div></td></tr></table>
Posted by Cate at 07:38 PM | Comments (2)
May 05, 2004
Cheese Quiz
(snagged from the lovely <a href="http://shelley.littlemeanfish.com/blog/archives/000812.html">Shelley</a>)
Hey <a href="http://thegofish.com/">Mac</a> - check this quiz out!
<a href="http://cupped-expressions.net/cheese/quiz/" TARGET=NEW><img src="american02.gif" border=0 width=118 height=32 alt="I am american cheese!"></a>
Posted by Cate at 06:40 PM | Comments (1)
April 22, 2004
Jedi
(snagged from <a href="http://asmallvictory.net/">Michele</a>)
<a href="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/jedimaster.jpg" width="285" height="123" border="0"><br>:: how jedi are you? ::</a>
Heh - cool.
Posted by Cate at 10:29 PM | Comments (0)
April 21, 2004
Disney Character
(snagged from the uber-sweet <a href="http://www.j-mo.com/archives/001845.php">J-Mo</a> who snagged it from the charming <a href="http://www.crittersmom.net/movabletype/archives/000771.php#000771">Alexis</a>)
<center><a href="http://design19.dreamful.org/disney.html"><img src="http://www.boomspeed.com/design19/esmeralda.jpg" border="0" alt="I'm Esmeralda!"></a><br>
<a href="http://design19.dreamful.org/disney.html">Which Disney Princess are you?</a>
</center>
Posted by Cate at 11:26 PM | Comments (6)
April 13, 2004
Wha?
How the hell did I get to be the #1 Google hit for <a href="http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&q=pimp+name"target=_blank>this</a>?
Here is the appropriate link ---->> <a href="http://quizilla.com/users/mellowfellow/quizzes/What's%20Your%20Pimp%20Name%3F/">Pimp Name</a>
Thanks for visiting - buh-bye.
Posted by Cate at 09:08 AM | Comments (2)
April 06, 2004
Pimp name
(snagged from <a href="http://www.sanitys-edge.com/archives/000516.html">P</a>)
I am Golden Brown K. Clinton. What's yours?
Posted by Cate at 10:22 PM | Comments (5)
March 31, 2004
I am a God
(snagged from <a href="http://www.crittersmom.net/movabletype/archives/000715.php">Alexia</a>)
Well - only a Grammar God but I was pretty excited about these results!
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/B/BaalObsidian/1080162080_cturesgod3.jpg" border="0" alt="Grammar God!"><br>You are a <b>GRAMMAR GOD</b>!
<br><br>If your mission in life is not already to<br>preserve the English tongue, it should be.<br>Congratulations and thank you!
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/BaalObsidian/quizzes/How%20grammatically%20sound%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">How grammatically sound are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>
Posted by Cate at 12:54 PM | Comments (2)
March 25, 2004
This can't be right
(snagged from <a href="http://redgrandam.colagrl.com/archives/001646.php">Susan</a>)
<a href="http://www.zenhex.com/tests/drivers/drivers.html">
<img src="http://www.zenhex.com/tests/drivers/prudent.jpg" border="0" height="125" width="330"><br>
Find out what kind of driver you are!</a>
Posted by Cate at 03:55 PM | Comments (1)
March 15, 2004
Harry Potter Personality
(snagged from <a href="http://www.geekgrrl.com/archives/2004/03/003171.php">GeekGrrl</a>)
<a href="http://piratemonkeysinc.com/quiz.htm"><img src="http://piratemonkeysinc.com/images/ENFJ.gif" width=275 height=250 border=0 alt="Pirate Monkey's Harry Potter Personality Quiz"><br>Harry Potter Personality Quiz</a> by <a href="http://piratemonkeysinc.com">Pirate Monkeys Inc.</a>
Posted by Cate at 12:43 PM | Comments (5)
March 12, 2004
Book Quiz
I am not too sure about this one...
<p><img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/lvn.jpg"><br>
<font face="Georgia, Georgia Ref, Book Antiqua, Garamond" size="5">
You're <i>Lolita</i>!<br><font size="4">by Vladimir Nabokov</font><br>
<i><font size="3">Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in everyway, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real. Please stay away from children.</font><br><font size="2" face="Times New Roman"></i>
Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.</font></font></p>
Posted by Cate at 09:23 AM | Comments (3)
March 10, 2004
Nicknames
(snagged from <a href="http://whimsicalchaos.blogspot.com/">Shannon</a>)
<p>My Nick is <b>Skittles</b>.<br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/178/">Take The Nickname Name Generator today!</a><br /><small>Created with <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a>'s <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/">Name Generator Generator</a>.</small></p>
<p>My God-damned hippie name is <b>Peace Hearth</b>.<br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/13/">Take The Damned Hippie Name Generator today!</a><br /><small>Created with <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a>'s <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/">Name Generator Generator</a>.</small></p>
<p>My very British name is <b>Charlotte Gladstone</b>.<br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/10/">Take The Very British Name Generator today!</a><br /><small>Created with <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a>'s <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/">Name Generator Generator</a>.</small></p>
Posted by Cate at 05:07 PM | Comments (4)
March 05, 2004
Which VW are you?
(link snagged from <a href="http://www.cumberlandblues.blogspot.com/">Chris</a>)
<center><a href="http://www.crackedwindshield.com/vwquiz.html">
<img src="http://www.crackedwindshield.com/quiz/vwpassatwagon.gif" width=220 height=148 border=0></a><br>
<br><a href="http://www.crackedwindshield.com/vwquiz.html">Which VW Are You?</a>
<br>by <a href="http://www.crackedwindshield.com/">Auto Glass America</a></center>
Posted by Cate at 10:33 PM | Comments (2)
March 04, 2004
My color
<TABLE BORDER="0" BGCOLOR="#000000" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="0" ALIGN="CENTER"><TR><TD VALIGN="CENTER" ALIGN="CENTER"><TABLE CELLPADDING="8" CELLSPACING="0" BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC" WIDTH="300"><TR><TD>
<TABLE BORDER="0"><TR><TD VALIGN="CENTER" ALIGN="CENTER" WIDTH="30"><TABLE BORDER="0" BGCOLOR="#000000" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="0"><TR><TD VALIGN="CENTER" ALIGN="CENTER"><TABLE CELLPADDING="0" CELLSPACING="0" BGCOLOR="#0033FF" WIDTH="15" HEIGHT="15"><TR><TD NOWRAP> </TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE></TD><TD VALIGN="CENTER" ALIGN="CENTER" WIDTH="30"><TABLE BORDER="0" BGCOLOR="#000000" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="0"><TR><TD VALIGN="CENTER" ALIGN="CENTER"><TABLE CELLPADDING="0" CELLSPACING="0" BGCOLOR="#0066FF" WIDTH="15" HEIGHT="15"><TR><TD NOWRAP> </TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE></TD><TD VALIGN="CENTER" ALIGN="CENTER" WIDTH="30"><TABLE BORDER="0" BGCOLOR="#000000" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="0"><TR><TD VALIGN="CENTER" ALIGN="CENTER"><TABLE CELLPADDING="0" CELLSPACING="0" BGCOLOR="#0099FF" WIDTH="15" HEIGHT="15"><TR><TD NOWRAP> </TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE></TD><TD VALIGN="CENTER" ALIGN="CENTER" WIDTH="30"><TABLE BORDER="0" BGCOLOR="#000000" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="0"><TR><TD VALIGN="CENTER" ALIGN="CENTER"><TABLE CELLPADDING="0" CELLSPACING="0" BGCOLOR="#00CCFF" WIDTH="15" HEIGHT="15"><TR><TD NOWRAP> </TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE></TD><TD VALIGN="CENTER" ALIGN="CENTER"><FONT FACE="arial,helvetica" SIZE="4" COLOR="#0066FF"><B>BLUE</B></FONT></TD></TR></TABLE><BR>
<FONT FACE="arial,helvetica" SIZE="2" COLOR="#000000">
You give your love and friendship unconditionaly. You enjoy long, thoughtful conversations rich in philosophy and spirituality. You are very loyal and intuitive.
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<FONT FACE="verdana,arial,helvetica" SIZE="1">
<A HREF="http://quizme.stvlive.com/color/quiz.php" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none; color:#0066FF;"><B>Find out your color at Quiz Me!</B></A>
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Type of Beverage
(snagged from <a href="http://www.drex35.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_drex35_archive.html#107834260974710478">John</a>)
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/M/MissAnthropy/1044699355_uizzeswine.jpg" border="0" alt="wine"><br>You're a Glass of Wine!
<br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/MissAnthropy/quizzes/What%20Type%20of%20Alcoholic%20Beverage%20Are%20You%3F/"> <font size="-1">What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>
Posted by Cate at 09:57 AM | Comments (0)
I'm a Lego
(link snagged from <a href="http://straightwhiteguy.com/archives/000426.html">Eric</a>)
<img alt="katelego.JPG" src="http://www.katespot.com/archives/katelego.JPG" width="237" height="321" border="0" />
I only wish my hair looked as good as my Lego version.
Makes your Lego self <a href="http://www.reasonablyclever.com/mini/solo.htm">here</a>.
Posted by Cate at 08:22 AM | Comments (1)
March 03, 2004
Cool Quiz
(snagged from <a href="http://www.crittersmom.net/movabletype/archives/000651.htm">Critter's Mom</a>)
<a href="http://quizilla.com/users/amishlurker/quizzes/Which%20Dr.%20Seuss%20character%20are%20you%3F/"><img src="http://images.quizilla.com/A/amishlurker/1061691477_zcatresult.jpg" border="0" alt="Cat in the Hat"><br> <font size="-1">Which Dr. Seuss character are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>
Posted by Cate at 02:25 PM | Comments (0)
February 20, 2004
Edward Gorey
(snagged from the Mommy Blog
Posted by Cate at 08:56 PM
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(snagged from <a href="http://www.ailurophile.com/mainiac/index.php?p=251">Christine</a> who snagged it from <a href="http://www.ailurophile.com/catmom/archives/004852.php#004852">Marsha</a> who snagged it from <a href="http://www.redgrandam.com/archives/000676.php">Susan</a>... and so on and so on..) I scored 49% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.
Posted by Cate at 01:31 AM
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(snagged from <a href="http://www.thegofish.com/archives/003443.php">gofish</a>)
Posted by Cate at 03:01 PM
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<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/B/bisybackson/1075526243_ershetland.jpg" border="0" alt="You are Shetland Wool."><br>You are Shetland Wool.
Posted by Cate at 02:12 PM
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(snagged from <a href="http://www.stfam.com/blogarchives/2004_02.shtml#001099">Tom</a>) <img alt="heart2.bmp" src="http://www.katespot.com/archives/heart2.bmp" width="103" height="103" border="0" />
Posted by Cate at 03:02 PM
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(snagged from <a href="http://www.pamibe.com/archives/000311.html">Pam</a>)
Posted by Cate at 09:34 AM
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(snagged from <a href="http://www.mysinglemomlife.com/archives/000043.php">Kat</a>) I did very well. I got 18 out of 20 correct. <img alt="fake2.JPG" src="http://www.katespot.com/archives/fake2.JPG" width="294" height="120" border="0" />
Posted by Cate at 10:28 AM
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(snagged from <a href="http://www.ailurophile.com/archives/004743.php#004743">Karen</a>) <a href="http://quizilla.com/users/etherkiss/quizzes/Which%20Silver%20Screen%20Siren%20are%20you%3F/"><img src="http://images.quizilla.com/E/etherkiss/1048493381_risDaycopy.jpg" border="0" alt="HASH(0x8363054)"><br> <font size="-1">Which Silver Screen Siren are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font> ::snicker::Pure?? Umm.. ok..
Posted by Cate at 10:28 AM
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Sorry <a href="http://www.mysinglemomlife.com/index.php?m=200401#post-796">Kat</a>. ::grin:: I'll fight ya for him. Heh. <img src="http://images.quizilla.com/P/ponygirl2008/1072792703_tures00008.jpg" border="0" alt=" "><br>You are going to Marry orlando Bloom. He will<br>always treat you right and is very romantic. He<br>will do anything for you. He is very polite and<br>has deep brown eyes and is very good looking<br>(which is another plus!). He can make anythind<br>cheesy look really good (like sliding down<br>stairs on a shield shooting arrows or wearing<br>pointy ears for example). Congrats!!
Posted by Cate at 01:52 PM
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I just took <a href="http://www.findyourspot.com/">this quiz</a> and, based on my answers, it listed several areas where I would like to live. I like a lot of these areas too! I got a kick out of reading my results. There was only one city up north - in Delaware. The rest - Alabama, Texas, Georgia, South Carolina as well as the areas listed above.
Posted by Cate at 07:45 PM
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(snagged from the lovely <a href="http://howjudiofyou.typepad.com/heyjude/">Judi</a>) <A HREF="http://quizme.stvlive.com/candy/quiz.php" target="_blank"><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://quizme.stvlive.com/candy/results/chocolatekisses.gif" WIDTH="320" HEIGHT="120" BORDER="0"><BR><FONT FACE="verdana,arial,helvetica" SIZE="1">discover what candy you are @ quiz me</A></CENTER>
Posted by Cate at 07:31 PM
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(link stolen from <a href="http://www.gigglechick.com/erin/blog/002746.php#002746">Erin</a>) You have GOT to go play <a href="http://www.gloeckner-nbg.de/spiel/weihnachtsmann.htm">this game</a>!
Posted by Cate at 03:48 PM
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Ok - last one.. <b>You're mostly a good person.</b> You're good<br>most of the time, but you know how to be bad.<br>;)<br>
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I don't know if I agree with this one but I did answer honestly.. <img src="http://images.quizilla.com/E/eveningmist23/1065747449_eagle-orig.jpg" border="0" alt="Air"><br> Your element is Air. You are an artistic person<br>with a unique sense of style. You are<br>intelligent; although prone to wonder in<br>thought which, prevents you from paying full<br>attention to most things, constantly active and<br>most likely like to sing. Constantly moving the<br>air is a force of nature. One moment you can be<br>a breeze the next a tornado.
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(snagged from the lovely <a href="http://howjudiofyou.typepad.com/heyjude/2003/12/seen_all_over.html">Judi</a>) <center><table bgcolor="DA70D6" border=1 width="50%"><tr><td><center><font color="#000000"><big>you are orchid</big><br>#DA70D6</font></center></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><center><font color="#000000" size=-1><br>Your dominant hues are red and blue. You're confident and like showing people new ideas. You play well with others and can be very influential if you want to be.<br><br>Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.<br><br>Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.<br></font></center></tr><tr><td><center><a href="http://spacefem.com/colorquiz">the spacefem.com html color quiz</a></center></td></tr></table></center>
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(snagged from <a href="http://www.ailurophile.com/archives/004407.php#004407">Karen</a>)
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(snagged from the charming <a href="http://www.elhide.com/solo/comments.php?id=P1581_0_1_0">Jay Solo</a>) <a href="http://quizilla.com/users/whymzycal/quizzes/What%20Kind%20of%20Cookie%20Are%20You%3F/"><img src="http://images.quizilla.com/W/whymzycal/1067909067_zpicslemon.gif" border="0" alt="You are a lemon cookie."><br> <font size="-1">What Kind of Cookie Are You?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font>
Posted by Cate at 09:43 PM
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I got this from my brother tonight. Check it out - <a href="http://www.holidazerock.com/">HolidazeRock</a>. Make sure those speakers are on.
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(snagged from <a href="http://scott.littlemeanfish.com/blog/archives/000642.html">Scott</a>)
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I totally snagged this from another blogger. I laughed my ass off. I think I used to work with this guy when I used to work at Burger King. ::edited on 12/5/06 to update link::
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<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/D/donarepa/1066803228_yellowquiz.JPG" border="0" alt="yellow"><br>Your soul is bound to the <b>Yellow Rose</b>: The<br>Gentle. <i>"I've travelled through the land of<br>surrender and seen it all. I throw my heart<br>out and keep my head up, and now I travel<br>through the land of peace."</i> The Yellow Rose is associated with friendship,<br>intuition, and fun. It is governed by the<br>goddess Hestia and its sign is The Intertwined<br>Rings, or True Friendship. As a Yellow Rose, you always look out for your<br>friends. You would much rather have strong<br>ties with friends than a single tie with a<br>lover and your devotion to your friends is<br>clear. You may have great intuition and be<br>able to read emotions clearly, but sometimes<br>you can seem distant yourself.
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I snagged this quiz from the mighty <a href="http://www.gutrumbles.com/archives/005312.php#005312">Acidman</a>. Psst - don't tell anyone but he is a nice guy - sometimes. <img src="http://images.quizilla.com/1034277815_tioncuddle.jpg" border="0" alt="cuddle and a kiss"><br>cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be<br>close to your special someone and feel warm,<br>comfortable, and needed
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<img alt="hemote.jpg" src="http://sugar-plum.net/kate/archives/hemote.jpg" width="134" height="378" border="0" />
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(link snagged from <a href="http://www.kazoofus.com/archives/2003_11_01_index.php#106809560303660924">Kathy Howe</a>) <img src="http://images.quizilla.com/K/karaisma4all/1036948987_elvgren134.jpg" border="0" alt="playful"><br>You are the playful pin-up! Do you know how to be<br>serious? Good night!
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Guinness. My goodness my guinness. You are dark and<br>mysterious. There is something people just<br>can't describe about you, besides that you love<br>head. You are a good one, but can only be<br>handled by a small percentage of the population<br>(unless you're in Ireland).
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Found <a href="http://home.mn.rr.com/t1camp1/Focus.swf">this </a> on <a href="http://www.wickedwoman.net/mt/archives/000064.html">Stacey's blog</a>.
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(link snagged from <a href="http://whimsicalchaos.blogspot.com/">Whimsical Chaos</a>) <img src="http://images.quizilla.com/G/gslickfan/1045122460_gsrockwell.jpg" border="0" alt="Norman Rockwell"><br>Golly Gee!! You are NORMAN ROCKWELL.
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<center> <a href="http://www.yetanotherdot.com/asp/80s.html"> <img src="http://www.yetanotherdot.com/asp/80s4.jpg" border=0> </a> </center>
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(link snagged from <a href="http://parkwayreststop.blogspot.com/">ParkwayRestStop</a>) <img src="http://images.quizilla.com/T/truly-dippy/1061401756_topdreams2.jpg" border="0" alt="Morpheus"><br>Morpheus
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(snagged from Kate) This is so freakin' funny... make sure your speakers are on. I can't shut it off because I am giggling too hard.
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(snagged from <a href="http://www.ailurophile.com/karen/">Karen</a>)
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I got this in an email from my Mom. I have no idea who sent it to her. I thought it was pretty funny. The down side, I can see this happening all the time. Hell, Mom still gets mail for my grandfather and he died in 1995. I placed the following phone call to CitiBank: Me: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January." CitiBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees Me: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections..." CitiBank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been." Me: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?" CitiBank: "Either report her account to the frauds division, Me: "Do you think God will be mad at her?" CitiBank:"...excuse me ....?" Me: "Did you just get what I was telling you.... the part CitiBank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor!" (Supervisor gets on the phone) Me: ''I'm calling to tell you, she died in January." CitiBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees Me: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?" CitiBank: ".....(stammer)" CitiBank: "Are you her lawyer?" Me: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given... ) CitiBank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?" Me: "Sure." ( Fax number is given ) ( After they get the fax. ) CitiBank: "Our system just isn't setup for death..." Me: "Oh..." CitiBank: "I don't know what more I can do to help..." Me: "Well... if you figure it out, great! If not, you could CitiBank: "Well...the late fees and charges do still apply." Me: "'Would you like her new billing address?" CitiBank: "That might help." Me:" Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Hwy 129" ( plot CitiBank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!" Me: "What do you do with dead people on your planet!!!!
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You will sink in a mire. You like to think you're normal, but dep down you really just want to strip off your clothes and roll around in chicken fat.
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Sick but fun
<a href="http://www.zooass.com/games/neverland/neverland.shtml"target=_blank>Escape from Neverland</a>What kind of yarn?
You are a traditional sort who can sometimes be a<br>little on the harsh side. Though you look<br>delicate you are tough as nails and prone to<br>intricacies. Despite your acerbic ways you are<br>widely respected and even revered.
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All the cool kids are doing it
Make your own Acme <a href="http://www.acme.com/heartmaker/">Heart Maker</a>
<img alt="heart.bmp" src="http://www.katespot.com/heart.bmp" width="103" height="103" border="0" />Addicting Game
<a href="http://www.shockhaber.com/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.htm">This game</a> is a lot of fun and addicting! Go see if you can catch the buzz.February 09, 2004
Can you spot a fake smile?
January 29, 2004
Screen Siren
January 08, 2004
He's a cutie
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Find your spot
Charlotte, North Carolina
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Richmond, Virginia
Norfolk, Virginia
Louisville, Kentucky
Nashville, Tennessee What candy?
December 20, 2003
Slingshot Santa
December 04, 2003
How evil?
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What color
December 02, 2003
100 Acre Quiz
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What kind of cookie
November 22, 2003
Holidaze
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</center>November 21, 2003
Founding Father
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BK Holiday
What Rose?
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Why not?
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The best remote ever
November 06, 2003
Ok - LAST one
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Funny
(not work safe or suitable for children)Predictable
You are a painter of simple, everyday happenings.<br>You tend to avoid the outrageous and stay well<br>within the guidelines of society. Your friends<br>count on you for your loyalty and level-<br>headedness.
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80's lyrics
October 29, 2003
Greek God
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Hysterical
October 18, 2003
What Month?
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/C/cassiedotcom/1065057034_cturesjune.JPG" border="0" alt="HASH(0x87aee30)"><br>June
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My birthday is June 13. How funny. I didn't even change this.September 20, 2003
Funny
My Aunt died this past January. Citi Bank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge...the balance had been $0.00... now was somewhere around $60.00)
and charges still apply."
or report her to the credit bureau...maybe both!"
about her being dead?"
and charges still apply."
just keep billing her...I suppose...don't really think she will care...."
number given. ) September 19, 2003
Had to do it
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