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July 01, 2008
Happy Anniversary!
Sent to me from a friend...
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment, "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof! The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
Posted by Cate at July 1, 2008 11:10 AM
Comments
This is so funny!! Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: Krush at July 1, 2008 03:10 PM
Is that why there are so many dirty old men around?
Posted by: cassie-b at July 1, 2008 03:54 PM
Ha!
Thanks for all the comments, Kate, and for sticking to your guns over the kiddie manicures.
I don't have your e-mail and need to reach you about something. Can you e-mail me? cstetler@starledger.com. Hope you're having a good summer.
Posted by: carrie@pg at July 2, 2008 03:21 PM
