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September 09, 2005
Don't Mess With Jersey Girls
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from New Jersey . He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
Gotta love those Jersey girls.
Posted by Cate at September 9, 2005 10:25 PM
Comments
Oh that was good! :)
Posted by: Theresa at September 9, 2005 11:05 PM
HAHAHAHAAA!
; )
Posted by: Christina at September 10, 2005 10:15 AM
HaHaHa!! Gond one!
Posted by: Susan at September 10, 2005 10:54 AM
I am apalled at the apparent acceptance of violence towards men. Shocking. Just shocking...
Posted by: zonker at September 10, 2005 11:15 AM
That was good.
Posted by: Honest Abe at September 10, 2005 09:08 PM
Buwhahaha!
Very good!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at September 11, 2005 08:09 AM
LOL - sounds like my wife.
Posted by: Tom at September 12, 2005 10:40 AM
