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February 18, 2004
:::whining:::
Still sick - ugh.. I can't kick this damn cold. My nose is clear but my head feels like it weighs 50 pounds. And, to make matters worse, I have a lovely cold sore on my lip. Disgusting. I hate when I get them. Nothing more scuzzy looking than a cold sore. I only get them when I am getting sick or when I don't get enough sleep. And, I am thirsty <i>all</i> the time. I feel like I can't get enough to drink. ::sigh::
O wants to go outside and play in the snow. I can't think of anything more unappealing than going outside. Poor kid. I think today will end up being another tv day - just so I can get some rest. I had such a hard time sleeping last night too.
Oh - I am gonna shut the hell up and stop annoying all you lovely people. Have a great day people.. have fun <b>for</b> me. Please. Tell me a joke.. anything!
Posted by Cate at February 18, 2004 11:43 AM
Comments
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
Posted by: daisy at February 18, 2004 11:55 AM
Knock Knock
You say: Who's there?
Who
You Say: Who Who?
Is there an owl in here?
Posted by: Tom at February 18, 2004 12:14 PM
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 8 9!
Posted by: Tom at February 18, 2004 12:14 PM
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
(from employee email)
Posted by: shelley at February 18, 2004 12:58 PM
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(more employee email)
Posted by: shelley at February 18, 2004 12:59 PM
Ugh - I'm with you.. nose is fine, head weighing in at about 50 pounds also... no jokes from me - just some tynol, advil and whiskey to chase it down with. ;) Hope you feel better soon too!
Posted by: Susan at February 18, 2004 05:20 PM
Sorry you feel bad, Sweetie. I know how you feel, I am getting over my bug too.
Sorry, no jokes.......I just know ones that are politically incorrect. :-)
Posted by: Chris at February 18, 2004 07:41 PM
